Emily Clapton

Emily Clapton a short blonde bitch whose addicted to drugs and sex

You see her that’s a Emily Clapton you don’t wanna be here

by The pussy eating machine September 15, 2020

Skinny claaw

Someone who is 6’4”, 205 lbs, and possesses godly striking built from years upon years of kickboxing experience. His favorite thing to do is clip roidhead bodybuilders on the way in. “Claaw” is how low IQ tren junkies say “clown”.

BJJ “black belt”: I weeu be waiting for Adezhanya... (brain processing)... skinny claaw Adezhanya... (brain continues to buffer) vs Whittekur.

by Shattered heavens October 3, 2020

jewish clamtrap

A women who unexpectedly asks for pay after intercourse.

Hey dude, that girl last night was a Jewish clamtrap, I wouldn't go for her man.

by Gell Lemons February 21, 2021

Pablo calatayud

Sb

That guy is such a Pablo Calatayud

by Pablo catalyud November 21, 2021

Serial Clartist

Someone who can and will attempt to fornicate with anything who will allow them too

Josh: Hey, keep an eye of your girlfriend
Taylor:Huh? why
Josh:Zack's nearby, and he's a Serial Clartist

by Bigboiboobybasher May 19, 2022

Eric Clapton

It’s Eric Clapton outside today.

A very hot day when the sun is said to be cracking the flag stones.
Eric Clapton’s son, Conor, fell from a 53rd floor apartment, effectively cracking the flags on the pavement below.

Bleeding hell, it’s Eric Clapton out there today.

by AliB0ngo June 21, 2022

Miya claassen

Miya can't stop hugging and talking to others, despite the fact that she may not think of herself as gorgeous on the outside she is and even more on the inside. Miya Claassen, has brown hair, hazel eyes, and is really kind, does not want to spend her gap year with me because she wants to go to America for uni. She has a brother named Daniell that she often talks about.

*miyas thoughts*- its my friend
*runsss*
*hugs*
*friend falls over from the hug*
i love miya claassen

by .b.b..b.b..b.b.b.b.b] March 22, 2023