Definitions by Bigboiboobybasher

Serial Clartist

Someone who can and will attempt to fornicate with anything who will allow them too

Josh: Hey, keep an eye of your girlfriend
Taylor:Huh? why
Josh:Zack's nearby, and he's a Serial Clartist

A overall cool guy with a massive schlong who can get ladies Niagara falls levels of wet.
Can make girls lactate breast milk with one stare.

He's so cool, he could be named Samuel