by The Troutboy August 5, 2017
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by White Man20 October 15, 2018
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by NG1234 December 12, 2018
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An example of what a Christian would say during a verbal fight: “OH YEAH EGGHEAD MOTHERTRUCKER!?” And ladies and gentlemen, that is a Christian. It does not take long to see the signs.
by jiminie_pabobts January 3, 2019
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Christian=Polneysian Virgin
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