Mary Jane Champagne

Someone who is both drunk and high.

"That girl is sooo Mary Jane Champagne."

by L.I.A.M. February 1, 2013

Taste my champagne wench

A saying that means guzzle my cum you cunt. (Predominantly used to insult a person without having them know the true severity of the phrase you said to them.)

Dick from work: " hey (your name here) those pants look a little tight, where did you get them? Queers R us?

You: taste my champagne wench.

The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep

by Artic Starfish October 10, 2017

Jambo the chimpanzee

A terrifying ultra ripped hairless chimpanzee that lives in the twycross zoo

Jambo the chimpanzee be looking like an escaped SCP

by Funny ape June 27, 2022

Champagne Showers

the act of urinanating on somebody on than yourself for enjoyment!

doing an r.kelly "i wanna piss on you", i wanna make Champagne Showers on your face

by gaxven September 11, 2011

chompers

The fold between the butt and the leg.

Hey Sally your chompers are showing

by Blake1 November 16, 2006

champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.

I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.

by Ooooma May 9, 2018

cheese chomper

Man who enjoys nibbling mancheese

hey cheese chomper leave those kids alone

by Sandaltron May 17, 2003