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FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.
Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."
by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025
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chigaree

A gathering of people from Michigan wearing T-shirts with hoodies over them.
Are you going to the Chigaree this weekend? Be sure to bring your hoodie.
by word analyst May 7, 2016
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chigette

Tyler is my chigette and I'm her chigga it's pretty cool.
by YaboiTrickyC April 15, 2019
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cigaretticide

The unintended murder of nonsmokers by the cigarette smoke smoker's cigarettes release in to the air is called "cigaretticide."
In a LIARS COURT comedy titled "Cigaretticide," the unintended murder of nonsmokers by the cigarette smoke smoker's cigarettes release in to the air is called "cigaretticide'. Regardless of what percentage of smokers know that the smoke from the cigarette they smoke goes into the lungs of every person who happens to be around them, the big news is that very few smokers know that the smoke which flows out from the cigarettes they smoke is killing some of the people who happen to be around them.
by but for April 29, 2020
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cigar3ttedaydreams

the funniest person ever, the nicest, the smartest, and the best. The #1 Wylan Stan. She is the best tiktoker
. cigar3ttedaydreams just posted a new video so I am now happy
by wylanvaneck June 14, 2021
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