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Cheese Hoodle

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.
He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
mugGet the Cheese Hoodlemug.

cheese tray

Just like a cheese tray, to be passed around, and everyone has a slice,meaning to be a "player" or "whore".
"Roxanne is such a cheese tray", said Veronica ashamely.
by scotti the impressionist February 9, 2015
mugGet the cheese traymug.

neck cheese

neck cheese is the act in which a person's neck is so large that in fact, it can store many forms of cheese including gouda, parmesan, and blue cheese. Often it is not the person's first neck that may inhabit the creamy substance but actually, their 2nd, 3rd, or in rare cases 4th neck that is the breeding ground for such delicacies.
Hey mum, I'm making a charcuterie board for my friends, care to share any neck cheese?

That fatty got neck cheese
by mackattack and zukernator February 9, 2023
mugGet the neck cheesemug.

Cheese Tax

The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.

IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.
When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.

In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.
by Fishinelectrician January 5, 2021
mugGet the Cheese Taxmug.

cheese teeth

the yellowest teeth known to man
justen :"damn matt miller where you eating nacho cheese"

Matt Miller "no those are just my cheese teeth"
by shitmiller September 20, 2009
mugGet the cheese teethmug.

chewing on cheese

What jamahl and ashwin do sometimes. Usually used to signify that people are making sounds, but not actually saying anything of substance.
Jeff: Hey, what's up?

Jamahl: juma faj me heme

Jeff: What are you saying? I swear this nigga be chewing on cheese.
by AlrightBro123456 June 24, 2017
mugGet the chewing on cheesemug.

Swiss Cheesed

When you get shot so many times, your body resembles swiss cheese
You heard that Jamal died in the drive by?
Yeah, that nigga got swiss cheesed
by Cool Guy Johnson November 20, 2019
mugGet the Swiss Cheesedmug.

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