Cheese Hoodle

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.

He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

cheese tray

Just like a cheese tray, to be passed around, and everyone has a slice,meaning to be a "player" or "whore".

"Roxanne is such a cheese tray", said Veronica ashamely.

by scotti the impressionist February 9, 2015

Snow Cheese

Ice cube at the end of the dong bag.

It was Mexico. I had no choice, it was a hot day - I snow cheesed her.

by Gazza Goodbloke May 19, 2017

cheese teeth

the yellowest teeth known to man

justen :"damn matt miller where you eating nacho cheese"

Matt Miller "no those are just my cheese teeth"

by shitmiller September 20, 2009

Cheese Tax

The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.

IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.

When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.

In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.

by Fishinelectrician January 5, 2021

chewing on cheese

What jamahl and ashwin do sometimes. Usually used to signify that people are making sounds, but not actually saying anything of substance.

Jeff: Hey, what's up?

Jamahl: juma faj me heme

Jeff: What are you saying? I swear this nigga be chewing on cheese.

by AlrightBro123456 June 24, 2017

Swiss Cheesed

When you get shot so many times, your body resembles swiss cheese

You heard that Jamal died in the drive by?
Yeah, that nigga got swiss cheesed

by Cool Guy Johnson November 20, 2019