Snowball's Chance In Hell

Where a guy tells his woman that she can give him a snowball kiss after he cums in her mouth, but instead he covers her mouth and punches her in the stomach to make her swallow, and then runs away.

Jenny is so mad, she wanted to snowball me, but I gave her a snowball's chance in hell instead.

by Fishing Monkey 13 April 24, 2021

Cloudy with a Chance of Balls

Cloudy with a chance a of balls is what a guy would say to his girlfriend or boyfriend when it is raining so they can't do much together so they might as well have sex in their home. It is a reference to the kids movie "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

"What's the weather today?" Cloudy with a chance of balls!😏

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Buckley's chance

No chance at all.

"Between no chance and Buckley's chance, the latter is worse..."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

being a chance

A black person who has had every thing in life handed to them. But still always plays the victim and race card.

Stop being a chance you are more privileged than most white people.

by The 74th dog of g December 29, 2022

Snowball's chance in hell

Something extremely unlikely to occur, and if it does it will only be transcient.

"That's a great idea to solve the political crisis in Mali. It seems adapted to the context, and is based on discussions with people. But, we are the United Nations, so good ideas have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving."

by Butch1975. July 31, 2023

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