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christian, that dude? yeah he’s mega frickin gay- sorry you had to know this way bud
by iamamango July 30, 2019
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Christian is ight
by MYREALNAMEISNTALLAN June 13, 2018
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He's annoying.
Christian: I'm annoying
Other people: yup
by imfataf March 29, 2019
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Some melon head wanker who fiddles with year two kids and has ears like dobby and teeth like bugs fucking bunny. His head looks like a baked bean gone wrong and his mum sewed up his anus because he deserved it. His breath stinks of his mums chicken curry and will never make it in life because he is a nonce and he is in Set 8.
Christian's dad's condom split and the cunt managed to be born. This prick needs to die.
by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019
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if used in a name, he can be charming at points, but is mostly intellectual, and self absorbed. Christian usually prefers boys over girls. christian means follower of Christ, but never usually acts like one. Christian has ghostly white skin, but beautiful blond hair. Girls with red hair usually fall for him, but he chose red head boys instead.
christian surprised me by giving me flowers on valintines day
by london revival January 9, 2017
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A Religious culture, where the people who follow it think, lgbtq+ is wrong.... 27% of People from the Christian Religion turn out to be gay
yall are fucking gay, i mean hes a christiam so he probably is.
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by ΔΞΓΨΝ February 21, 2019
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christian is the funniest and coolest guy ever. if you ever need something just ask him. christian is very intelligent and lets you cheat off of him. christian always makes unfunny jokes that still somehow make you laugh (he laughs at everything). christian is the best friend anyone could ask for.
Guy 1: Hey remember Christian?
Guy 2: Oh yeah him, i love him
Guy 1: Well he won the nobel peace prize
by Tyrone And Chad September 3, 2020
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