cotton cobra

Tampon/Menstral pad

Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!

Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.

Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.

by Goldenminx November 25, 2015

cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town this weekend and all this porn has given me cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

Cotton Taco

When you first get your period and you're not aware of your vagina so you just wedge the tampon between your labia.

I was 13 and had no instruction before my first period and gave myself a cotton taco.

by Bootsie Barker Bites September 24, 2016

cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

by Slothfather February 27, 2017

Cotton Activist

Someone who wears a t-shirt for for a cause, but does nothing further to support that cause, and knows little about it.

He's wearing a Greenpeace shirt but he's never even donated to Greenpeace! He's a cotton activist.

by stinkydinker February 12, 2018

Cotton

Another name for a “tampon” as in a wad of cotton used for menstruating.

“excuse me baby. I need to go swap my “cotton”.

by Basismskister January 7, 2019

Catzoned

The deepest level of frienzone, the catzone. You are thought of as a cat by the person who put you in the zone.

Alice catzoned that guy HARD!

by ColdVibe February 16, 2019