A sex act so depraved, that it could not be described in detail on cable television. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. It is widely held that the moose antlers are used to sodomize two males simultaneously while they jerk off using maple syrup as lube, and both cum into the Stanley Cup. It is at this time that a third party will drink the semen from the Stanley Cup and gurgle the words: Canada's History. This act was originally created and performed by Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report.
Man, that party was crazy. That part with the Canada's history totally blew my mind, and ruined the party completely. That Steven Colbert guy is sick.
by The Report February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Successfully executing a rodeo rider after whispering into the girl's ear that you are from Canada. However, for a true Canada's history, one must substitute a penis for a moose antler, use maple syrup for lubrication and, most importantly, hoist the Stanley Cup up in the air after completion, yelling: "For Canada!"
"Dude, I stole the Stanley Cup so I could pull a Canada's History on your sister. I told her I was Canadian and she still let the antler stay in for like 10 seconds!"
by doo1442 February 5, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. the most gruesome sex act in the kama sutra that usually involves maple syrup, at least one moose, a duck, the stanley cup, and as many beavers as you'd like. This sex position is less popular than most others mainly because it is stickier than most, but is still gaining popularity in certain regions.
by colberttoldmeto17 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. the deprived sexual act of freezing a hockey puck and shoving it up one's anus while probing your partners anus with maple syrup covered moose antlers while drinking the jizzum of the 1990 edmonton oilers out of the stanley cup.
by big cat 2012 February 5, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV.
It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
by watrlogd February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. a sex act in which you hire 10 clowns to put on hockey uniforms and sodomize you repeatedly with the branch from a maple tree.
by big swinging dick February 5, 2010
Get the canadas historymug. The vile act of pooping in a old candle holder, then running a wick through it. After letting it set, light candle in enemy's house.
by GoUSAyoohoo February 4, 2010
Get the Canadas historymug.