CaliPORNia

CaliPORNia - Term used to describe the geographical place of Ultimate Glamorization & Commercial Success of the Adult Entertainment & Aesthetic Visual Media Industries i.e. Hollywood, Plastic Surgery, etc.

"Look at her man...them boobs can't be real, but she's hot, she must be from CaliPORNia!"

by sea dawgg April 24, 2010

California Knockout

\"The so-called \"California Knockout,\" a person holds his breath for 10 seconds to get light-headed, after which a pal squeezes his neck to put him out (unconscious).\"

It\'s some kind of wacky \"trip\" or \"high\" inducing maneuver. Commonly practiced by stupid teenagers. It kills brain cells.

Info from article \"Our Civilization in Decline\".

by dr April 26, 2005

California Maritime Academy (CMA)

Located south of the Carquinez bridge in Vallejo, many of the local people of V-town come here to steal from and mug the rich white kids.

California Maritime Academy (CMA) is just like any other house of a middle class citizen in Vallejo because it gets robbed all the time by the jobless citizens of Vallejo.

by G-Flan January 24, 2007

california cookie

California cookie consists of a man ejauculating on a womans stomach and filling up the belly button, once the seman dries and becomes hard the woman peels it off and eats the jiz cookie

kyle blew such a big load in my belly button the, california coookie was huge!

by Alex March 24, 2005

California Eyedrops

The sexual act of ejaculating in a man/woman's eyeball, specifically using the last remaining drops of semen, aiming for the target's pupils.

1: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a nasty dose of California Eyedrops last night.
2: Nice man!
1. I know, she didn't even see it coming!

by CaliforniaMan August 15, 2010

californian milkshake

A Californian milkshake is when a male and a femal both excurge all of their bodily fluids (sherbet, ejagulents, urine, menstrational fluids, feeces, mucus,etc.) into a blender and then ice is added to the mixture and it is then blended to form such a magnificent creation.

me and my girlfriend had a nice
refreshing Californian milkshake
-me and Jessica made a Californian milkshake

by the masked flaming scrotum November 29, 2013

Redding, California

Redding, California is considered the lowest class city in the state of California. The homes are well below market rate there for a reason. Some say Stockton but Stockton is only an hour or so outside the Bay Area while Redding is three long hours away from non inbred populations. The biggest population of registered sex offenders in the United States in proportion to population, the Redding Meghan’s Law Map looks like nothing but red sex offender alert symbols to the point where the map is obscured. People in Redding wear clothing and hair styles decades out of date. With high temperatures and nothing to do obesity is the norm in Redding and surrounding areas. Openly racist school teachers preside the most poorly rated schools in California. No one born or raised in Redding has ever achieved anything of note. Most of the few intelligent who grew in Redding and move away end up fabricating or embellishing their past to dissociate themselves from the corrosive stigma of this squalid area. Redding gave birth to two racist synagogue bombers and double murderers Matthew and Tyler Williams. Factor in meth and homelessness you have the most disgusting city in the First World.

“In Redding, California they still burn crosses. Not my kind of diversity. Even Chico is bette. Redding, California is the most foul place on earth.”

by Arsenal_Gunner1886 May 17, 2020