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Cretaceous-Cuck

When everyone around you in your social circle knows your girlfriend is going to get fucked by some other guy in front of you, but you don't know it yet because you have "apocalypsed" this girl as your best and only option . Also known as a "Pre-cuck"
Bro, you are such a cretaceous-cuck. Your new girlfriend treats you like shit.
by Drizzller November 23, 2020
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Cuck pig

One who dabbles heavily in the art of cuckolding their partner to third parties, however, a cuck pig will snort, scoff, and squeal with complete and utter delight amongst the activities taking place, not leaving any amount of bodily fluids un raveged, slurpping and sucking the shit, piss and cum off of every surface while experiencing sheer delight watching as their partner gets dominated by the alpha subject whose sexual capabilities far surpass his own.
Your sissy boyfriend is a joke, i bet hed love to slurp your piss and suck up my shitty cum as i pull out of your tight asshole. You definitely deserve better than that Cuck pig
by The Cuck Pig May 1, 2020
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Money Cuck

A person who is a cuck but instead of women they cuck you out of any available money which could of been yours and then claiming it for themselves
Man Jerry is a real Money Cuck I was trying to get extra hours but instead he explains that he deserves the money more than me.
by PPman711 January 14, 2020
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butt-cucking

When one’s significant other refuses to peg you, but allows you to watch when she pegs others
Yeah man i’m kinda bummed, my wife’s butt-cucking me right now… really nice that i get to see Brad more often.
by Bloah Blumpkin March 6, 2023
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Arctic Cuck

Military people who actually want all of the worst deployments.
Sgt: Did you hear he took the siapan deployment?
Airman: Yeah, He's a real Arctic cuck
by Blitzgeek October 20, 2018
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Virtual Cucking

The act of watching/masturbating to porn videos/images depicting a man having intercourse with a woman, even though you're masturbating to porn for the women but fine with seeing her being penetrated by another man while you wish that were you.
Guy 1: Dude did you see this new porno?

Guy 2: Who's in it?

Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.

Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.
by AbusiveUncle October 12, 2017
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Snow cuck

Someone who comes from a region of no snow who enjoys watching the snow.
Person 1: “Hey is Charlie ok? He’s been staring out the window for the past 5 minutes.”
Person 2: “Yeah, don’t mind him. He’s from California. He’s a bit of a snow cuck.”
by forstnamelostname February 2, 2021
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