Land Cruiser

The worlds most capable off road vehicle. Beats any other 4x4 hands down in terms of style, engineering, durability, and ruggedness.

Land Cruiser, because everything else just sucks.

by J25 September 8, 2005

Criselda

Women's Mexican name derived from Gricelda. Astonishingly gorgeous, dark waivy hair, cute, good and passionate in bed. Astoundishing sex appeal by nature and is 24/7 flirtatious.

-I met the cutest lively girl yesterday!
-Must've been a Criselda!
-How do you know?
-Duh.

by flirtatiousbynature July 26, 2010

Scooter Cruiser

A non-handicapped lard ass that rides one of those scooter things around the shopping center because they are too lazy to walk.

Watch out for that lazy fat assed scooter cruiser. She's not handicapped, she's just fat. She will run you over if you are not careful

by yobkcis June 25, 2004

Cubicle Cruiser

A male, typically a pervert, who strolls around in his suit and tie. Likely to be found cruising cubicles or any other office area. If you find one of these near you hit them with a tranquilizer dart and keep them away from all female employees.

Did you see that cubicle cruiser on the bus? He was definitely checking out that swampdonkey in the corner.

by Laphonso September 28, 2010

crused

When something is messed up or looks wrong. Can be used to roast people.

That girl in my class is ugly, so she is crused.

by Slippery ButterZ January 2, 2018

PT Cruiser

The automobile equivalent of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and no one can figure out why anyone has one.

Friend: I bet your loser roommate drives that PT Cruiser
You: You mean the MulletTRON3000? Yeah, that's his.
BOTH: Laughter

by Turk Ruben April 4, 2011

blunt cruising

Driving in your car with a few friends smoking a blunt.

Andrea: Hey Cass wanna go blunt cruising today?
Cass: Hell yea, did you get that fire?

by lolatcassy May 14, 2009