The process of performing the crispy snizzle can take as long as a month if executed properly. This method of self-pleasure consists of placing a slice of uncured deli roast beef among the anal cavity over night to let the flavor marinate. The following morning, you MUST place the slice in a warm, moist environment before leaving your home to run errands. This will allow bacteria to multiply at a faster rate which will then increase the speed of the entire process. On the 25th day place the slice on a paved sidewalk exposed to the sun on a hot summer day, this will crisp an exoskeleton of mold onto the outer layer of the thin slab of roast beef. (keep in mind that if a stray dog eats the meat you must restart the entire process from step 1) when all is said and done, you may then lick the firm (crisp) mold patty while masturbating onto your significant other's jelly danish creating the "snizzle" effect. but before you release the alfredo sauce you must eat the slice.
timothy- " to be honest bro, my tummy doesn't feel right after the consumption of that crispy snizzle"
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."
by milkyutter May 8, 2019
Get the crispy snizzlemug. by anonymous June 6, 2018
Get the crispy asf on the bottommug. A spine chilling (in a good way) wave that will send pure bliss and ecstasy from the tip top of the head all the way to the little piggy toe. Most people aren’t lucky enough to ever get one. If you do, NEVER forget it.
by Beary nice April 8, 2021
Get the Crispy wavemug. When you hear it you just know what it means. It is universal— it is everywhere, all the time. It is all around us and the breath that fills the lungs of language.
“The weather is really crispy rn.”
“I hate you you’re being so crispy!”
“I love you you’re so crispy!”
“I hate you you’re being so crispy!”
“I love you you’re so crispy!”
by Wreckem May 21, 2022
Get the Crispymug. by Doggiepoopbag December 2, 2018
Get the Crispy bottommug. 
let's find out
by BelugaDome February 26, 2024
Get the are these the worlds most crispy fries...mug.