crotch crab

parasitic insect species notorious for infesting human genitals.

Crotch crabs are little bastards that live in your crotch and bite the hell out of you while hanging onto your pubes for dear life.

by grena February 19, 2010

crab farm

A person so infested with crabs that the crabs take up permanent residence on the person and begin farming said person's pubic region to counteract the rapid population growth.

Person One: Hey dude, that chicks got crabs.
Person Two: How bad?
Person One: She's a fuckin crab farm.

by Cameron P March 13, 2004

Crab legs

a state of superiorty or envy, being cool, or liked

that car is so crab legs with those rims

by haiasi69 April 20, 2008

Crab Smasher

A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).

"Excuse me madam, would you like me to f**king smash your crab in as I am a crab smasher?"

by bearded clam warrior March 1, 2010

crab fuck

A sexual position in which the woman is in a crab-walking position with the man lying under her.

I really enjoyed crab fucking my girlfriend last night.

by Yasmeratio March 27, 2009

pube crabs

itchy scratchy pubic lice in the balls or genital area. they are itchy and scratchy and you need shampoo to get rid of the dam things.

Hey Shmecklema, can you hand me the shampoo so i can get rid of these damed crabs!

by dsklruovhsaoghew May 13, 2005

Hermit Crabbing

v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.

Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?

Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways

Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again

by The Tricksty Trickster September 3, 2013