corn on the crap

when too much undigested corn ends up in your stool!

Whew that BBQ gave me corn on the crap!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

Corn Puppy

A Corn Puppy is a special kind of fart that is small but still potent. It is named after the sound it makes which resembles a short popping sound. The sound has to be a deep pop rather than a squeak or any other high pitched flatulence.

Wow Nate that was one hell of a corn puppy, you should probably stop eating burritos all the time.

by Sam seibert December 08, 2006

what the corn?

central Pennsylvania greeting; similar to "what's going on?" or "what's up?"

Wyatt: "Yo, Sylves! What the corn, brah?"
Sylves: "Just chillin', brah. Want to play some hoop?"
Wyatt: "Sweet, brah."

by WED June 28, 2005

corn for the morn

when one consumes a powdered narcotic, such as ketamine or the drone - that one has also consumed the night before - in the morning, frequently off the corner of a credit/debit card for better facilitation.

'shit man theres still some k left'
'best have a corn for the morn then'

by general fiasco May 19, 2010

Corn Scraper

Someone who eats the crusty faeces out of an unwhiped anal cavity.

Jimmy: But daddy I don't wanna...

Jimmy's Pops: Shut up and be mah corn scraper son!

by Efronfan1337 July 09, 2009

denim corn

The act of a private dancer nibling on the penis through your jeans. Another pioneer defines denim corn as someone who sharts themselves in a mexican restaurant and plays it off as though he sat in food.

I just got back from getting a lap dance in the back room and that stripper gave me some denim corn. It really hurt when she bit my privates, but I think I will go back for another round.

by Amigo Jones August 06, 2008

stink corn

the corn found in shit, very bad odor

That BBQ was great but I filled the bowl with stink corn the next day

by layne226 June 27, 2008