me limpia el culo con ella

A slang that Cubans use meaning literally "Wipe my ass with her." It is an extreme insult.

Personaje 1 : viva mexicanos! cubanos son mierda!
El Cubano : CIERRA TU CANAL!! ME LIMPIA EL CULO CON ELLA!!

by RPGonlinefrk February 17, 2008

¿requires va ir coma con mi?

spanish for "will u go to bed with me tonight?" get the same reaction with soman, as with "voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

the guy went to spain and asked this hot chick ¿requires va ir coma con mi? and got his ass chewed out by her.

by james short March 21, 2007

con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

*any couple doing couple stuff*
me: con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

by oofwhy November 7, 2021

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.

"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"

by Albytheway May 9, 2015

EMO CON

when you get scammed by people who regret every thing, or a gathering of emo people.

"bro,i think i just got emo conned."
"dude, that emo con last night was crazy, it made me want to sing."

by Virgil simp April 15, 2023

con

An alternative word for "Happy Corner".

"Con him!"

by Don't be so serious December 21, 2016

The simulation con

Gaslight a person until they they see the world as a simulation and material wealth as an illusion.

I will be ready to get the team back together for the simulation con just after I finish spinning this top.

by northbot October 20, 2025