caving

to hope that your friend will be alright after another episode of "round round roundelay"

Is that why you're hibernating in your cave?
Because the young girl broke your trust You wanted a good time and got burned
Caving for you
🖤

by Krkič April 18, 2019

Calvin

An openly straight guy who is suspected of being homosexual by his peers is caught kissing another guy in a dark club. This said guy then continues to declare he is not a homsexual.

Hey bro, did you see what he did last night at the club? He pulled a Calvin. No H. RoadHouse!

by house music lover September 26, 2013

Calvin

A baby back bitch with a small dick. Probably plays baseball but has a huge ego. Calvin's are on average pretty small and skinny brown hair brown eyes. Calvin's when they get a girlfriend they ditch their friends for her and leave his friends behind.

That dude is such a Calvin. Don't be a Calvin.

by Bigvock04 February 13, 2017

Calvin

The most unintelligent, small-penis, ugly motherfucker with a godawful taint (it smells like spoiled cauliflower) who has mommy and daddy issues and cries himself to sleep every night (just kidding he has severe insomnia, very dark circles under his eyes, and foams at the mouth, making him look like a rabid raccoon most of the time).

Chris: "God, I just stepped on my roommate's dried up, crusty contact lens."

Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."

by hungcollegedude September 20, 2019

Calvin

An anorexic fuckboy with a millimeter weiner

Calvin: "Lets fuck"

MEGA FAGGOT

by Fat.Retard September 3, 2017

Calvin

Worst guy you'll ever meet. He bullies, manipulates, lies, cheats and doesn't give a shit about you.

Calvin is the worst scumbag ever.

by A Depressed Mess December 29, 2016

Calvin

A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.

Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.

by Big daddy diego April 21, 2017