clitmouse

The little mouse on a laptop that does not have a touchpad. Sits in the middle of the keyboard and looks like a clit. Some call it a trackpoint

I hate laptops because the clitmouse is impossible to use!

by Photographers anonymouse December 21, 2004

click here

Hex ten is correct in stating that it would be better if advertisers said "dont click here" instead of "click here" as it is human nature to find out, "what would happen if I did click here instead?"

I clicked there because it said DONT CLICK HERE and got a level 10 virus.

Darn you Jeff K

by Not Zane September 22, 2004

clip

Kill, assisinate.
Mafia slang

If he doesn't pay, clip him.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

clive barkering

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.

Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.

by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015

Clive Palmer

A replacement of a swear word. Most commonly used by teenage drama students

Clive palmer you, Jeffery!
I'm sick of your Clive Palmer Sharon!
oh, Clive Palmer, I forgot!

by that smart chicken August 28, 2019

ford clitaurus

1. A very large American-made clitoris.

2. A vehicle similar in resemblance to a clitoris.

You're a ford clitaurus.

by jim_bob_007 July 27, 2006

Whiskey Clit

A state of clitoral dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Dick), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual.

Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)

Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).

Stage 3: Stimulation Not Possible

Laying in bed with a strong stud, Shirley was now regretting all those shots of bourbon. She was suffering from whiskey clit.

by Spingo July 20, 2012