clitmouse 

The little mouse on a laptop that does not have a touchpad. Sits in the middle of the keyboard and looks like a clit. Some call it a trackpoint

I hate laptops because the clitmouse is impossible to use!

clitmouse by Photographers anonymouse December 21, 2004

clit mouse 

The small, usually red, rubber pointing device which used to be found on IBM ThinkPads and other laptop computers.

I use a regular mouse with my laptop. I can't stand the clit mouse.

clit mouse by Fantastic_Dan January 20, 2005

Catmouse 

The alternative name of a group of students in Paris.
Useful for reservations.

"Who shall I reserve this under?"

"The name is catmouse"

Catmouse by Remi Mortimer June 25, 2008

clitmus test 

Before a man realizes they are gay, they may date one of their female friends to test if they are attracted to women.

One of my ex-boyfriends from high school apparently used me as a clitmus test. He chatted with me recently and wouldn't stop talking about his new husband.

clitmus test by Cpt. Kegel March 11, 2014

clitmonger 

one who holds an abundance of clit, and exchanges it for goods or services.

I'm just popping down to the clitmonger, dear.

clitmonger by Max Cummings October 30, 2003

clitourettes 

The foul language a woman utters as she flicks the bean to the point of orgasm.

Oh...oh....oh fuuuuuuuuck (sorry, it's my clitourettes)

clitourettes by Darren in NZ May 17, 2014

Candis-clitrous 

a woman who loves to stemulate her self while taking a load up the nose

she took my load while she masterbated her self to orgasmic proporations

Candis-clitrous by killerbunny454 November 10, 2003