by FeraiFox’n August 14, 2022
Get the Clean Runmug. Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.
I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?
by IrisGreene April 17, 2017
Get the clean papersmug. When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.
by cumball January 7, 2023
Get the Clean as a slipmug. Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.
Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008
Get the Contingency Cleaning mug. by autobon August 24, 2006
Get the clean kingedmug. by Jeffery Winger May 27, 2020
Get the clean blakemug. (n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.
by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017
Get the Clean Dickmug.