COVID Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive
You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.
by Dodeki April 04, 2020
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Kimberly clean

Kimberly is so clean she cleans a clean house.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.
My brand new car is Kimberly clean
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
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clean blake

Shove a pen up your penis or vagina and write a letter
Make me a clean blake please
by Jeffery Winger May 27, 2020
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Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.
Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
by Radio Paulie September 20, 2008
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Steam-clean

Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.
You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today.
by SBtay December 31, 2016
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clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion
Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.
by Dan.k March 27, 2014
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Clean as a slip

When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.
by cumball January 07, 2023
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