That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.
Chris plays song,
everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!
everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!
by Unknown mad music teacher December 10, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.
"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
by Snaked April 5, 2017
Get the Chrismug. by Venixzzy October 11, 2018
Get the Chrismug. An absolute mad polish kid. See him in the streets and you will dip. He has a massive fucking forehead as well as some gay ass hairline. Proper Polish G
Wanna go to the park not if Chris is there
by Jakoaooal December 15, 2019
Get the Chrismug. If he's a wrestler he's most likely hot especially if he's from California, if he'll not a wrestler then he's most likely a stoner or a little shit
by Everyone's favorite mat rat April 3, 2017
Get the Chrismug. little bitch that plays with RC cars with his friend Zac instead of actually doing something with his life. Acts like he is smart but actually is the most dumb person in the entire world. He insults you by saying your breath smells bad, a terrible friend.
by Christopher anthony barbara November 28, 2018
Get the Chrismug. A person who has and always will live under the ground and has an extreme allergic reaction to sunlight. Additionally, he is a massive masochist who loves causing himself pain. He engages in all sorts of activities a normal human would not even think of doing, he has his own torture chamber in his house to give himself pleasure. He has quite an exquisite and vast collection of cock-stretchers and ball-crushers in his bedroom closet for when he's bored. Due to his intense activities he's also quite hot and has massive abs and muscles.
by 8=Dick69user March 22, 2020
Get the Chrismug.