Chinese overtime

n. unpaid work time before or after regular scheduled work hours; adv. working overtime without monetary compensation.

1. My boss is exploiting me with Chinese overtime.
2. Are you doing Chinese overtime tonight?
3. Ambitious interns work lots of Chinese overtime hoping they'll be hired after graduation.
4. Confucius say, "Chinese overtime only good for resume, or person who like to volunteer."

by chaudaufu November 10, 2006

Chinese Chapstick

A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.

"Hey man, pass me a napkin. This chow mein's giving me some serious chinese chapstick."

by David Bowie's pants February 1, 2010

chinese angry dragoned

Like a normal angry dragonbut you throw your genetal hair in the persons face. This resembles Chinese dragons.

Yeah I chinese angry dragoned her.

by Fool456 February 4, 2010

chinese chicken choker

when one uses chopsticks to jack off

“his dick was so small he was a chinese chicken choker”

“bryce is a chinese chicken choker”

by gettingfriskey June 17, 2018

Chinese Mexican

A Chinese person who works all the time.

Dude, the people that work at that Chinese place up the street are some serious Chinese Mexicans. It seems like they are working there all the time!

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

Chinese tug of war

A game where two men grab a hold of eachothers wangs and pull until one of them quits.

I just lost a game of Chinese tug of war, now my junk hurts.

by econobeing July 22, 2004

Chinese Backsplash

A water stream shooting into one's rectum after a turd has plunged into the toilet. May sting.

'"Dude think I got aids from the chinese backsplash in that truckstop bathroom."

by Salami Sandwich In My Pants August 5, 2009