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cell-u-verse

The total number of reachable cellphones.
I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.

OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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Just a bunch of cells

We’re all basically just a bunch of cells
Coolest dankest meme page ever
Y’all heard of

Just a bunch of cells
Yeah just saw his new post
by Reid spenc August 8, 2019
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answerving your cell phone

Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.
I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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Celle

A beastly office chair that's built to withstand anything
That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.

In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.
by Dunkdog May 24, 2022
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sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.
Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells
by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020
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Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.
Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?
by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017
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Brain Cells

Hey man, do you think you can spot me a few brain cells? I have test coming up.
by UnboundTrauma July 22, 2021
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