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Canada Goose Expedition Clothing Outfitters

Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.

However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.

This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.
by veritast October 22, 2009
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Canada Goose

A loose, promiscuous woman of the North Woods who is known for sexual prowess amongst current and former logging towns.
Dude, our boy Ronnie totally bagged a Canada Goose last night. I hope that he had a license for that....
by Clearly Opaque July 2, 2011
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Canada Post

ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the Canadian public out of their money as a hidden government tax. Additionally, the Management employed are mentally and emotionally impaired with as much interpersonal relationship skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees* in how they treat CUPW members they don't like.
ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the people of Canada out of their money as a hidden tax. Additionally, the Management they employ are as dumb as high school drop outs with as much interpersonal relation skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of idiotic brain dead filth who are closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees*
by Spider Man 2012 January 5, 2012
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Canada-ing

When you buy a bottle of maple syrup shaped as a maple leaf, keep the receipt, proceed to cover said receipt in maple syrup and stick it on someones forehead. Then smash the bottle over their head.
-BRO, I spun a mans headtop with a Canada slam.
-Man...You know Canada-ing is illegal. We live in Nunavut.
by Grand Slam Canada King Kong November 20, 2018
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Canada Goose

Also known as a cobra chicken, these are some of the most annoying, hostile creatures you will ever encounter. Also they poop everywhere.
Since the dawn of the 21st century the Canada Goose has more frequently been referred to as a cobra chicken.
by Wizard of wackiness June 15, 2018
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Canada Day

1.The day of when Canadian's celebrate their heritage.
-The holiday which everyone forgot to define.
Canada Day is t3h 1337 haxxor.
by I AM Canadian! July 25, 2004
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Canada's Wonderland

The best (in my opinion) amusement park in Canada. Home to the behemoth, the tallest roller coaster in Canada. For more information search canada's wonderland on google.
Person 1: What do you wanna do on saturday?
Person 2: Go to Canada's Wonderland, the best amusment park in Canada!
by dancegal99 March 22, 2010
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