Butthole Tape

The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.

I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

butthole lettuce

Lettuce from your butthole

We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir

by Flaming3agl3 September 8, 2023

butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

butthole brownie

The bit of poo that gets stuck in your arse hairs

"leave me some of that butthole brownie"

"I like to use a straw to suck out the butthole brownie"

by Butthole Connoisseur July 14, 2022

Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 27, 2022

Butthole Anarchist

Used to describe an individual who plays by no rules other than their own that they make up. This individual is generally extremely fake, a two-faced cowardly liar and often shoves other peoples opinions and dicks up their ass, depending on who it is and what they seek to accomplish.

That bald man with a motorcycle is a butthole anarchist with no morals.

by Chrisrutola May 2, 2022

Butthole Buckshot

Small pieces of turd that fuse to the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive shit.

My date last night ended unexpectedly when she went into my bathroom and was grossed out by all the Butthole Buckshot splattered all over the back of my toilet. I don't think she will call.

by c@pper April 16, 2021