butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

Butthole badger

The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.

Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.

by #1buttholebadger1990 May 30, 2023

Butthole Tubing

Synonym for kissing. When lips touch during a kiss, the union creates an unbroken tube from one person's butthole, back though the mouth to the other butthole.

Hey baby, would you like to go to the drive in theater and do some butthole tubing?

by TheMooseKnuckle87 November 06, 2021

rad butthole

Someone who's a jerk, but can be cool at sometimes. Also could be a awesome band name.

"Oh him? I'd say he's a rad butthole."

"I'm going to a Rad Butthole concert this weekend, wanna come?

by RadButtholes August 14, 2015

Butthole Tetris

A game where you see how many odd-shaped objects you can stack up your ass.

"hey man, heard you and your buddies are going home for a game of butthole tetris."

by killerbarbie May 07, 2013

Butthole Elves

Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.

I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.

by BigGuysWife November 14, 2018

deep butthole

When you feel the pressure in your lower half from a poop coming on but it isn't quite ready. If you were to sit on a toilet you would have to push significantly hard to squeak out anything. You know you will have to go soon but a trip to the toilet would not be satisfying.

I have to poop but it's super deep butthole right now.

by Tillie Jackjack February 21, 2023