Rehab Burritos are Los Campos frozen green chile beef burritos, when microwaved emit a smell identical to that of drug rehab you just got out of.
by MaeCutie101 November 21, 2011
by CowboySven July 06, 2004
while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.
by Diggler September 20, 2003
An offensive term referring to a person who is of Mexican descent. Usually a term used to describe a Mexican who is any of the following: unintelligent, slow, cowardly, or pathetic.
You know, Hernando is cute but the fact he's going out with that ugly ho is proof he's just another burrito rat.
by Operata January 07, 2011
Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!
Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.
Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.
by kingballer16 October 12, 2010
by Colostomy May 02, 2019
The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
by Feces Astronaut February 26, 2012