Homeless Burrito

A homeless mexican guy.

When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.

by topless clown spanker December 11, 2009

breakfast burrito

The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.

"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"

by CowboySven July 6, 2004

wet burrito

while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.

She looks hungry...how about a wet burrito??

by Diggler September 19, 2003

Backwards-burrito

When some hooker is giving you a blowjob-from-behind, and you cum in her mouth and fart in her face at the same time.

Hey Fred, last night I gave my girlfriend a backwards-burrito

by Meistro bojango October 30, 2016

burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.

Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!

by Englishsi July 11, 2015

burrito fucker

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.

Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.

by SovietSupremeTaco December 6, 2015

gang burrito

A very bad Mexican porno

we went to Jessica house and she got a gang burrito

by echo knife February 11, 2017