Puppy Bumping

1) Sex in the doggy style position
2) Soft, cute, mainly uneventful sex.

D: What's up with the new girl?
Me: Man, she split. Whatev, you know..
D: Ha! Man, you're going to end up puppy bumping that fat chick down at Hot Topic.

by bstory December 16, 2008

Carpet-Burning

The act by which, two partners slide their genitals back and forth together at a high rate of speed in order to achieve a burning sensation caused by the friction between the skin of the genitalia, and the pubic hairs.

Whoo!.... Boy, I'll tell you what, me and my step-sister had a good time carpet-burning the other day at Nana's house.

by WorthlessFailure July 15, 2018

One way ticket to Burlington

Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).

I wasn't certain, but that shirt just brought Greg a one way ticket to Burlington.

by Icepick Trotsky June 20, 2011

BUMPING TITTIES

fighting

by Mark April 14, 2003

Burning The Bacon

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.

Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.

by iskryla January 15, 2014

Burlingame

A town in Northern California full of wealthy people who like to keep their wealth on the DL. Unlike kids from Atherton and Hillsborough, kids and families with as much money that live in Burlingame are classier about keeping their wealthiness casual. Many nice houses, tree-lined streets, Mercedes and Range Rovers. Lots of pretty landscaping and full of young families. Additionally, Burlingame has the nicest downtown area on the Peninsula. Perfectly sized and modern, "the Ave" is bustling with teenagers and has high-end shopping such as "Jigsaw" and "Kayo" as well as popular restaurants like "T-pumps" "Il Fornaio" and "Sixtos." The streets of the Ave are filled with sports cars and Porsches or Lamborghinis often line the streets downtown. The weather is always nice and the girls wear a lot of Lululemon. Girls and boys are both absurdly attractive.

That girl must be from Burlingame, she's hot and clearly has money but doesn't show-off about it.

by BayArea101 June 22, 2017

hunka-hunka burning crud

A piece of trash, utter shit. This term is a variation of the phrase "hunka-hunka burning love" from the song "Burning Love" by the one and only Elvis Presley.

During the week of August 16 (Elvis death anniversary) a TV network had an "Elvis flick" about how his ghost haunts the city of Memphis and gives advice to some local residents. The TV guide said that the TV movie would make Elvis spin in his grave - don't waste your time, it's a hunka-hunka burning crud.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 14, 2007