Blankey The Blanket

A Blanket YouTuber. Known as a blanket that makes YouTube videos every month.

I watch Blankey The Blanket On Youtube.

by Kidofrom7 November 18, 2020

Blanket treatment

When you see someone in public that you don't like you run up behind them and throw a blanket over their head so they can't see and you beat the living shit out of them.

When i see that hoe in plublic shes gonna get the blanket treatment.

by Fukumf February 18, 2020

Trick blanket

A blanket with holes in it (such as an afghan) that defeats the whole purpose of a blanket.

I was cold so I opened the closet looking for a blanket only to find it was full of trick blankets.

by Kristen Stergioss December 27, 2009

Pig in a blanket

The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.

Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?

Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.

by downtowndbrown March 13, 2014

Horse Blanket

An indescribable experience that will put you at the top of the leaderboard with all those GNAR points.

Man, that horse blanket was so rad last night. I can't even describe it. All I know is I won the game of Gnar.

by horseblanket69 March 4, 2020

Security Blanket

When a group of persons of color want to go out for a night on the town, they call their token white friend to come along as a security blanket to limit harrassment by the cops.

Man, what a night. Sure glad we brought Blaine as a security blanket. If he wasn't with us, we would have been pulled out of the car and searched, or worse.

by Capt._Awsome September 24, 2020

Blanket Weight

Pounds per square foot of bed coverings to achieve ideal sleeping comfort.

I added a throw to my bed to increase blanket weight so I could sleep soundly.

by Avayueia June 30, 2016