birthday

One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.

Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you

by mshd94 November 29, 2011

Diamond Birthday

When your age matches your IQ.

Hey Joe, Happy Diamond Birthday.

by Strikefalcon August 1, 2022

The Birthday Cake

Having sex with a girl from behind, and finishing on her ass. After you've finished you use a rubber spatula to evenly distribute the cum on her butt cheeks, as if it were icing on a cake. When this is complete you may stick a candle in her butt hole and light it. Finish off by putting on a birthday party hat and you have successfully completed The Birthday Cake.

"Dude, I gave Steph the birthday cake last night!"

"Oh that's nice of you dude, was it red velvet or...?"

"No dude, I came on her butt and smeared it with a spatula."

by B Hayes April 15, 2013

happy birthday

a good comeback; you could say this if the person you are come-back-ing with has already used the 'your face' comeback

you : YOU'RE A FAG
person : your face is a fag
you : well HAPPY BIRTHDAY

by sdfksd May 13, 2006

Anti-birthday

A day that occurs near your birthday (usually within 3 or 4 days of it) that really sucks ass for no good reason. Some believe it is meant to balance out the good day that you had on your birthday. Often, an anti-birthday will occur even if your birthday wasn't that great.

John:"Hey Jim! I heard u turned 17 the other day!"
Jim:"ya..." *walks away*
John:"what's with him?"
Joe:"oh dude he's havin his anti-birthday. he's been depressed all day"

by bSbTbEaK January 13, 2009

21st birthday

The individual whose birthday it is, gets completely and totally intoxicated with the help of friends/family that eventually leads to uncontrolabe actions and the loss of self-respect and any dignity the individual has.

It was my 21st birthday party last night and my penis burned when I went pee this morning.

by Purple Dowg November 16, 2007

Birthday

A day in which the only person having fun is the person being celebrated.

birthday

by googlemegg August 2, 2008