A nickname for Ben Fankhauser, AKA Davey Jacobs on Broadway for the uncultured swines who don’t know who he is. He was given this nickname because he riffs like Beyoncé. He is a god riffing like a goddess, we’ve gone full circle.
Person 1 : Yo, did you see Benonce riff that one line from Newsies way too much?
Person 2 : You mean….go and look it up, the poor GUYS head is spinning!
Person 1 :…I’m divorcing you.
Person 2 : My poor head is spinning now
Person 2 : You mean….go and look it up, the poor GUYS head is spinning!
Person 1 :…I’m divorcing you.
Person 2 : My poor head is spinning now
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Person 1: "I don't want to do that!"
Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I WILL BENSON YOU"
Person 1: "What the hell does that mean"
Person 2: "DO IT OR YOUR FIRED!!"
Person 1: "Kys nigga"
Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I WILL BENSON YOU"
Person 1: "What the hell does that mean"
Person 2: "DO IT OR YOUR FIRED!!"
Person 1: "Kys nigga"
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