Dick Beater's Arm

When one of your arms is noticeably stronger or larger than the other, giving the impression that one beats their dick excessively. Does not have to be caused by dick beating, any activity that results in uneven arm musculature can be considered dick beater's arm.
I recently started practicing my axe skills, but only my right arm is getting any stronger. I'm going to get dick beater's arm!
by TheBikesman November 26, 2021
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Ball Beater

A 3rd party comes up behind you during sex and starts wailing on your balls like a punching bag.
Last night I was fucking Jane, and Jared came behind me and was a Ball Beater
by even123angrybirds July 18, 2024
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beater burn

rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation
i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn
by ibweag December 01, 2010
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Buzzer beater

When you manage to squat over the toilet just before defecating.
“Oh man that was a buzzer beater. Those hot wings snuck up on me quick”
by Phlegm13 November 17, 2021
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Buzzer Beater

When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.
*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater
by Gloryboy4life August 06, 2022
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Buzzer Beater

Smashing right before one party turns 18
(Also known as Shot Clock Cheese)
I turn 18 next week, I gotta hit a buzzer beater on Ashley soon
by Dr_Pig April 12, 2018
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Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...
Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...
by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023
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