Nigerian Beanstalk

When you poop your pants and get a boner at the same time.

Dude, when I got my Spice Girls album in the mail it totally gave me a Nigerian Beanstalk...

by MargaretBarns April 27, 2011

Beamsy

A big lover of the disco biscuits.
The only known human who's given himself, a full frontal labottomy.
Once an educated man, until his brain was fried by ecstasy.
Quite often referred to as, BEANsy as opposed to BEAMsy.
Life and soul of the party, yet always the first to crash and burn.

"Binxy boinxy bonxy beamsy"
"Beamsy? Got any beanies?"
"I am the Alabama man"

by Paul Christian Taylor July 30, 2006

Green Jelly Beans

Slang for Marijuana.

"Yo man, you got any of those green jelly beans?"

by Sittin' Easy January 17, 2009

Beans

Dollars/money

Angel:You got 2beans

by Angel Vidals🗣🗣🗣 June 5, 2018

horse beans

Pellets of accumulated smegma (a/k/a "cheese") situated in the urethral diverticulum area in the glans (head) or inside the sheath of a horse's penis. If not removed regularly, can become painful and infectious. a/k/a/ "stallion beans".

When cleaning the horse's sheath, we were careful to remove the horse beans.

by rangerthehorse September 17, 2007

cool frozen beans

a throw up between the words "cool beans" and "beansicles". Meaning its so cool, its frozen

"Hey, it's my birthday tomorrow!"
"Oh, cool frozen beans."

by butterflybiffle1 March 28, 2009

Bearshark

On August 15, 1807 Jeremiah Debussy discover the "Bear Shark" in the Arctic Ocean. The "Bear Shark" has head of an American Black bear. Has the body of a Whale Shark. For extremities it has 4 bear like legs with the back having a frog like motif. The paws are of a bear and webbed. It is an amphibious mammal. The scientific term for this animal is "Ursus typus"

The Bearshark stands 7.5 feet tall. Weights nearly half a ton. Is gray and brown in color. Encounters have caused several Arctic explorations to come to a bloody end due to vast destruction of personnel and pack animals.

by Tcheung October 31, 2008