to batman 

to very slyly sneak away from a situation or people because they/it are boring, stupid, annoying, slappable or also just because you wanna do your own thing. Similar to what Batman does to Commissioner Gordon on the daily

Some guy: "Dude that sounds awesome, cant wait for that stripper foam neon Jersey Shore party! Nathan can you wait for the....where did he just go, wasn't he just here?"

Not Nathan: "You know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. Thing of beauty really"

to batman by junglejamknightkablam April 14, 2010

wank in a batman suit 

This is a phrase which can be used to describe something as not worth doing, or useless.

For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"

Me: Want to go out later?
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit

Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit

wank in a batman suit by Craig MooGa June 2, 2008

Good Thinking Batman 

Phrase used to show agreement when someone has a good idea, implying the person has a good idea and if needed can fight crime.

Frank:...so we get wasted and enter the party fashionably late and totally wasted then leave before 6am, so we don't have to clean anything up.
Adam: Good thinking Batman

Good Thinking Batman by JackKavanagh March 30, 2008

Sleepy Batman 

When a man ejaculates on a sleeping person's closed eyes, causing a thick crust over the eyes which can be difficult for the sleeping person to remove upon awakening.

Well she wouldn't blow me for our anniversary so I figured I'd deploy the sleepy batman during her REM cycle.

Sleepy Batman by Nasty Marloins March 17, 2011

One-Handed Batman 

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.

My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.

One-Handed Batman by Robin...hood January 29, 2009

Backdoor Batman 

The act of "greek" intercourse with a lady, during which you shoot her parents.

known in england as an inbound injustice.

"I shall have my revenge! Donald gave me a Backdoor Batman last night and I demand justice!"

Giraffe 1
"got all messed up on bath salts last night and gave my girl a Backdoor Batman."

Giraffe 2
"What the hell!? Why were her parents in the room?"

Backdoor Batman by My fear of clowns holding pies August 19, 2012

crank dat batman 

When you are screwing a girl as she lays on her stomach with her face in the pillow, and you nut inside of her and disappear before she turns around.

I brought a girl home from the bar last night and i just had to crank dat batman.

crank dat batman by Shocka1212 February 15, 2008