batman

batman is the greatest most awesome hero, he'll kick everones butt in a fight, he is simply the best of the best , no one can ever kill him.

whos batman ???
' chris is batman '.

by the batman of aus December 31, 2011

Batmaning

Batmaning is a form of loving torture. To Batman someone, you must choose a victim you are able to hug or kiss on, preferably a sexual partner. The person doing the Batmaning must get undressed and don a Batman mask or cowl and sneak into bed with the victim. The point is to try to get cuddled up with them and get them all hot and bothered before they realize that you are in fact Batman! Works best with overly serious lovers.

Past tense:

Batman'd

Common variants:

Darth Maul mask = Maul'd

Optimus Prime = Prime'd

David was Batman'd in the shower yesterday.

Claire really likes Batmaning her homophobic boyfriend.

Yo, man, the other day I got Prime'd!

by Damnitsasha March 22, 2010

the batman

stick the index finger in the pussy, then stick both the index in the pussy and the pinky up the butt, the stick the index in the pussy, the pinky up the butt, and the opposite hand's index in one of the ears at the same time, then start singing the batman theme song (do doo doo do doo doo do doo BAT MAN..you know how it goes) while pulling the fingers in and out to the beat of the song

Jake wants to do the BATMAN on Katelyn, get the batmobile Robin and take him to her house

by Not Mexican Mike July 16, 2008

Batman Drunk

The level of total drunkiness where a person does totally stupid things that they would not normally do (i.e. act like batman)

Person 1: Dude, I drank a ton last night. How bad did I get.
Person 2: Dude, you were batman drunk

by Bogie182 October 2, 2008

Batmanning

To beat someone to the point where if they do not receive medical attention they will soon die.

Dude last week I want to court for batmanning Greg, ended up getting assault and battery and attempted murder.

by Syzygy21 October 26, 2014

Batman G-Shock

Studying alone; meditation

"Wanna go out for drinks?"
"Nah, I wanna Batman G-shock"

by The shockerrrrrr August 31, 2009

Batman

A variation of the teabag when you hang from somewhere (such as a doorframe) putting your nuts at eye level with the person to be batmanned. You then proceed to place your nuts on the person's head as normal for a teabag.

John totally batmanned Kristen when she walked into the breakroom!

by Crackershinobi June 27, 2009