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It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.

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by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021

Barney Gumble

A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.

Barney Gumble: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

by Viscount Druitt October 20, 2021

Dirty Barney

A booty eating bandit who steals kiddies to shred their arse.

That there is a dirty barney

by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020

Star Spangled Banner

When you are having sex with a girl when she has a blue waffle, is on her period, and then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her, thus resulting in the colors red, white, and blue.

Star Spangled Banner- The result of ejaculating in a woman with a blue waffle, while she is on her period.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about Daniel doing the Star Spangle Banner on Susie?!
Noah: Yeah man that shits gross.

by ggnoretardswagswag December 2, 2014

Hitler Gets Banned From Xbox Live

A piece of shit video on Youtube uploaded by under the username of "Bowlch". I fail to see how the video is funny, and if anyone else makes fun of Hitler, they would need a fucking life. It's not funny, it's stupid and a failure.

Kid: "Hitler Gets Banned From Xbox Live is so funny!"

This is what I'll say: "Yeah right, it's shit and you know that but you just don't have enough knowledge in history."

by Bobby Seeliger May 22, 2008

barneys

crack rocks. slang common in philly.

they was just lookin' for barneys.

by drianna August 17, 2005

barneys

Vegatables on the plate, the horrid crap ones you dont want to eat.

Person 1: Get those barneys off my plate.

by Dead-Eric November 27, 2007