Dhahran Water Balloon

The art of peeing inside a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up.

My friend Demitri totally gave his chick a Dhahran Water Balloon last night!

by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Hot Air Balloon Ride

When you fart in a plastic bag & wrap it over someone’s head. Preferably a pull string garbage bag to allow your victim to savor the smell.

I’m gonna send you on a hot air balloon ride!

by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020

baldo

A really really bald fat kid with short brown balding hair and a muscular build with broad shoulders. Baldo is used as an insult, you do not have to fit the description to be called baldo.

someone who is balding and fat. He defacates on the toilet and talks on the phone. He cusses at his diarrhea.

by Andy August 31, 2004

Balloon Guy

Someone who brings joy and good will to the masses using balloons twisted into amazing shapes and creations.

Term coined by Mark Byrne in 1980's. Used as a hipper alternative to other balloon names. Balloonatic, Balloonman, hey clown. Balloon Guy also denotes a skill level above the weenie dog an sword twister.

Also made famous in the movie "Wedding Crashers" known as the balloon guy scene with Vince Vaughn.

"Mark the Balloon Guy is Awesome!!" Last night in the restaurant we saw a balloon guy.

by Bad to the Balloon June 26, 2009

balcony ape

A fat smelly nigger who sits there on his balcony drinking malt liquor and smoking Newport shorts, wishing his food stamps would re up.

Fucking bobby the balcony ape still sitting there on his swing.

by Moon lover November 3, 2015

Babson

A babson is a cock sneeze but an amazing friend you couldn't get a better friend than him

Babson is such a nice cock sneeze

by Sm0lbrat September 29, 2019

Aids Balloon

A weapon employed by the sudanese on 80's disco music. An aids balloon would be released within the chosen attack area,usually consisting of a large crowded dancefloor. When the balloon was batted or popped the surrounding disco individuals would contract the Aids virus without the preliminary Hiv strain. Aids balloons are usually red or brown in colour.

"Tony loved too boogy, sadly he was attacked friday by a sudanese aids balloon"

"Deploy the aids ballon"

"The aids balloon apparantly killed freddy mercury"

by Byron Linn May 12, 2008