bald tightie

A tight virgin vagina just waiting to be sliced .... aka jail bait

Shit, I loves those bald tighties yo.

by Noel Middleton March 28, 2003

The Bald Guy

A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).

"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"

by Jamalt Liquor September 4, 2011

bald biscuit

A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.

Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.

Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.

by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012

bald-headed

When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".

You acting mighty bald-headed right now.

by Pean Army August 15, 2019

Balddog

A flaming homosexual who likes to fondle transexuals.

That dude must be a Balddog.

by LebaronLX July 6, 2003

Baldeep

Super sexy athletic guy. Literally looks like a model! Really chill and fun to be around. Will always be there for you

Damn is that Baldeep! He’s so handsome

by Wwjeiwn April 6, 2021

bald shine

ths shine of a bald persons head

After Bob got his head shaved, he definately had some bald shine.

by a person who likes 2 LOL March 28, 2009