Easing the Badger

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.

The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.

Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.

You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.

by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018

Badger tap

1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.

2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.

1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"

2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"

by JamesEvan October 25, 2011

Strangle a badger

The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture.

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.

by Captain1x January 19, 2011

vadge badger

A tattoo artist who specializes in Vadge Tats or piercings near the Vadge area.

Susan, "Hey Sally what are you doing this weekend?"
Sally, "Going to the Vadge Badger to get my Vadge Badged."

by Armegaiddor January 13, 2008

bigger the hoops bigger the ho

A girls hoop size determines the ho she is.

Bigger the hoops bigger the ho

Her hoop earrings are big, she's a ho. Bigger those bigger the ho! Bigger the hoops bigger the ho

by Bigger the hoops bigger the ho November 12, 2017

Honey Badger

The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.

When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.

by aquilla_sky December 17, 2012

nig bigger

A fat anal beast with 3 dicks. the nig bigger has been spotted in prospect ny it's hairy fat and big dick swangin. If you find the nig bigger u get to suck that shit dry. I do not recommending you to look for it but if u do you get a large vainey cock in ur clit/dick hole.

Danm I want to find that big dick swangin nig bigger breh

by Nig daddy March 29, 2017