The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.
The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
by boggler August 12, 2016
Get the Backwards Parking Motherfucker mug.Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."
by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017
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Noun:
If an issue is your backcase,
1. You don't care even one bit about it
2. You find it so blahhh that you prefer it be discussed in your absence or behind your back
If an issue is your backcase,
1. You don't care even one bit about it
2. You find it so blahhh that you prefer it be discussed in your absence or behind your back
1. They tried to tell me my pants were torn but it was my backcase.
2. You better stop telling me about your ex. You know that's my backcase.
2. You better stop telling me about your ex. You know that's my backcase.
by theYPa1 September 1, 2018
Get the Backcase mug.A person who participates in activities usually involving horses or farm animals in the most backwards and also redneck, not socially accepted, common sense, way of doing things.
Brooke is such a backyardigan she could not figure out how to open a proper field gate and lead her pony in.
by Racchyyyy January 8, 2019
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“Yeah, shes a bit of a backwards tomato.”
“Yeah, shes a bit of a backwards tomato.”
by sallythesalmon December 30, 2021
Get the backwards tomato mug.The sweaty sensation around/in the buttocks caused by walking around outside on a hot summer's day, usually while wearing jeans.
by MissCuppycats May 11, 2010
Get the Swamp in the Backyard mug.When you bring home a chick for some ass, who is just way too ugly to let your roommates see what you are about to get into. You just fuck her in the Backyard instead of inside the house.
Ave: "Dude I got this chick the other night."
Zach: "Oh Yeah, I didnt see her come in?"
Ave: "Fuck NO!! I gave that chick 'The Backyarder'!!"
Zach: "Damn, she was that nasty huh?!?!"
Ave: "Yeah bro, yeah!"
Zach: "Niceeeee"
Zach: "Oh Yeah, I didnt see her come in?"
Ave: "Fuck NO!! I gave that chick 'The Backyarder'!!"
Zach: "Damn, she was that nasty huh?!?!"
Ave: "Yeah bro, yeah!"
Zach: "Niceeeee"
by Nut Zach March 23, 2008
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