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Breakfast

Nitrous, inhaled from a whipped cream canister aka cracker, in the morning. Or in the afternoon. Used to prevent hippies from following you to your nitrous stash.
Let's go back to my van for some breakfast.
by Dianamite May 29, 2008
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Breakfast

Another word for pot. Instead of saying you are smoking weed, it's less obvious to state that you are eating breakfast. Not ot be confused with the actual act of eating breakfast, or the meal.
"Hey dude, want to eat some breakfast tonight?"
"Breakfast at night?? Ohhhhhh....yeah dude :"
by Another faceless name July 26, 2009
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Serbian breakfast

- 2 expired eggs (boiled)
- cheap, unfiltered cigarettes
- a carton of old goat's milk that's been sitting under the hood of an old Lada (which also serves as the Serbian's summer home)
- topped off with a desert that consists mainly of several types of grass, anti-freeze, and slush from underneath the car (it's a winter delicacy)
"Went over to my friend Radivoje's place for a Serbian breakfast ... I've never thrown up so much in my life!"
by Milostheserbian April 14, 2009
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Portuguese Breakfast

The purged contents of a vagina the morning after a night of sexual escapades. May contain ejaculate, creams, condoms and in especially extreme cases, vegetables, bits of grass, beads, string, dog hair and / or vomit.
Hal unexpectedly got a Portuguese Breakfast when he was giving Tracy a morning licking and she sneezed. He did not know that the night before, Guido had attempted a tongue lashing, but failed when he threw up. (Hals Portuguese Breakfast contained vomited rice tacos and salsa.)
by Nick D. Danger February 10, 2010
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bachelor breakfast

I was running late so I just had a bachelor breakfast.
by No Nickname May 19, 2008
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breakfast of champions

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.
Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!
by KittyCatty June 11, 2005
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Breakfast abortion

Basically scrambled eggs queefed from a post abortion vagina
(pretty gruesome shit)
i saw a lady on the bus leave a plate of breakfast abortion on the seat
by bob the butt fucker July 17, 2010
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