Derma Block

The purposeful filling up of your calendar (usually Outlook calendar) either by yourself or in-the-know coworkers with meaningless appointments so that annoying co-workers can't have access to you.

I completely derma blocked that annoying woman in sales. She can't book squat on my calendar.

by Bdude12 October 10, 2007

pwnage block

An elusive block in which pwns in many ways such as pwnation and pwnificaton

Jimmy threw the pwnage block at Thomas.

by Osborne Tealeaf November 14, 2007

pirates block

When one sits at their computer with intentions of illegally downloading mass amounts of music and then cant think of any of the songs or artist they were gonna download

"man i was gonna make a new cd last night but i got a bad case of pirates block and came up with nothing!"

by mtownusa April 9, 2009

grocery-block

1.) One is grocery-blocked after attempting to save time by frequenting the self-checkout station, only to be indefinitely delayed by the machine's need for human assistance on at least nine separate occasions.

2.) One is grocery-blocked after making the foolhardy decision to get in line behind "that" person.

3.) One is grocery-blocked when a cashier kicks you out of line for they are going on break immediately after ringing up the person in front of you.

1.) "My carton of ice cream is going to be liquid mush by the time this clusterfuck of a kiosk is done grocery-blocking me."

2.) "that" person: the one person who needs fifteen separate manager price-checks, leaves the checkout line mid-transaction to wander back to the bread aisle and make an exchange, haggles the cashier with competitor coupons and grievances concerning dented cans, then proceeds to pay entirely in pennies, or wampum.

3.) "I really wish the cashier didn't wait until I was next in line to turn off the register light and grocery-block me with the news that the lane is closed. Better yet, cashiers should be stripped of their right to deny service to anyone that has committed to their line! Even better yet, cashiers shouldn't get fifteen minute breaks. Best yet, cashiers should have to carry all of my groceries to my car, and do it smiling :)"

by blue0rangejuice November 18, 2009

Food block

Someone who judges your food in hopes of making it so you will be too disgusted to eat it.

Rob: What are you drinkin?

Dan: a milk shake

Rob: Eww i hope you know that it looks as if your sucking cum out of a cup

Dan: your sucha fucking food block i don't even want this anymore

by skkipbeat December 7, 2009

Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.

Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.

by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011

305 small block

A 305 small block Chevrolet engine having a bore and stroke of 3.734x3.480 introduced in 1976 used in a varity of GM cars. Also used in pickup trucks under the name Vortec 5000.

The 305 small block was a durable engine.

by Rourke April 13, 2008