bappage

The mass of a female's milk-secreting organs.

Check the bappage of that package.

by Odds June 9, 2004

bapjism

The term for when a guy jizzes so hard, the girl or homosexual lover is absolutely covered in it. A combination of the words "baptism" and "jism"

At Christian school, Sally managed to receive a bapjism from a fellow student.

by PJ Queen August 15, 2009

baptist preemie

when the conception is premature, rather than the birth.

Sarah Palin's son Track just had a child three months after the wedding; must be a baptist preemie.

by BJ33196 August 22, 2011

Baptism in Fire

A baptism in fire is the transition and loss of purity of an individual. In a sense it is consensual loss of innocence for a individual so they can grow.

I think that girl is cute, but she doesn’t seem mature enough; I don’t think she’s had her baptism in fire yet.

by enunatenpestad June 25, 2019

German Baptism

A German Baptism describes the first spill of alcohol - preferably beer while opening the can - on a new piece of clothing.

Dear piece of clothing,
honoring the legendary tradition of the "German Baptism", you are now officially ready to endure endless nights in muggy bars and wicked beer tents.

by hankmoody89 November 14, 2011

Landover Baptist Church

A fictional church located in the fictional universe of Freehold, Iowa; its website was created by Chris Harper and Paul A. Bradley as parody of Fundamentalist christianity; the website is known for it's satirical views on religion, christianity, and the Bible. Some people actually take it seriously, but it is purely satire.

Person A: "Hey did you read this Christian website?"
Person B: "No, what does it say?"
Person A: "It says that homosexuals have long hair."
Person B: "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
Person A: "That's the thing: it says when Jesus accepted himself as Lord and Savior that the Holy Spirit whispered in his ear for him to get a hair cut."
Person B: "What, that's absurd! "
Person C: "Yeah, kinda sounds like Landover Baptist Church and its black propaganda."

by Estelwen June 3, 2014

Baptist passion check

This is a subtle touching of a guy's crotch area to see whether he is beginning to have an erection. The plan is that, if he is, to stop the deep kissing or making out.

Anne stopped Tom in mid-kiss after he failed the Baptist passion check.

by banana oil October 18, 2010