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the axe that follows

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.
by Daredreams July 9, 2021
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Ax

What do you call something that always wants more that's always searching for something better thats never satisfied constantly confusing themselves and other people what do you call something that makes you feel something so strong and then tells you that you shouldn't feel that way what do you call something that eats at you inside and then spits you out and puts you in its mouth again until its teeth are cracking from chewing what happens when the teeth are gone and the hands are wrinkly and cracked and rigid and cant pick the remains up again, you call it ax
Ax why do you not allow yourself to just be why do you have to make things hard why do you try to force yourself to feel things you wont feel things you never felt i know its not helping you i know its selfish its wrong to force you into something just because i want it but i love you even when no one else does even when you tell me no one else will i love you and i want you to feel my love and i dont know how to show it because no one ever showed me how to but i love you i love you ax and the day i figure out how to express it in actions ill do it til im in my casket
by Al-212 November 28, 2020
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Beavers Axe

A concept or suggestion that in practice would in fact be beneficial, but only in a negligible attribute or change.

as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.

The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).

I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!

The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.

Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
"I mean sure the bill made my rent 50 dollars cheaper, but my utility's are still shooting up. Its just a beavers axe, Ya know?" Said Ned Flanders, in his unexpected Guest Star role on "Urban Dictionary".
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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Axe sniffing

What Danielle does alot.
by Megirl164 August 25, 2011
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Weed-Axe

Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.
Your mom is a Weed-Axe
by Ac3-Music Offical theorist December 15, 2021
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Axe Body Spray

a strong fragrance spray often used by guys who don’t know how to use deodorant or take a shower, so they spray 5 pounds of it to cover it up when we can still smell their ball sweat.
Person: God! what is that smell, it’s giving me a headache.
Smelly Sam: Oh yeah! it’s my new Axe body spray. 🤓
by coochiedestoryer334 December 23, 2023
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Le ax

I don't really know him that well but his presence makes me smile. I have this special feeling that i feel whenever I'm talking to him or interacting with him. And i have no idea what type of feeling is that. We are friends btw, but there's a part of me that i don't want us to be just friends. But i also don't want us to be lovers like wtf what's happening to me. I really admire this man, i can see a good and sincere man in him. I lowkey wanna be with him all the time. Maybe the reason why i don't want him to be my lover is because i don't wanna lose him. Mygahddddd okay i like him! Yea like fr! I just can't express what i feel. And don't worry I'm trying to make this feeling fade away. But it just won't fade away! I don't know I'll try my best to ignore this feeling. I'm not his type and taste so it's supper impossible. Kingina ano ano na pinag sasabe ko. Pero ayon basta i like him! So much! I really admire him and I don't wanna lose him and i just want him to be happy and i hope the girl he loves will take care of him and will love him unconditionally.
Hi Acxel or Le ax, guto kita. I know wala lang sayo to pero importante nabasa mo. Ridesafe always. -....
by what is pseudonym? hmm June 8, 2021
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