Austin

an amazing guy who can cheer anybody up. even if there angry. who can help you with your problems no matter what they are. a ladies man but always has his eye out on one certian girl.

"did you see austin today? hes so hot!"

by a.w.k.w.a.r.d._ December 24, 2014

Dirty Austin

the act of dipping your balls into the toilet bowl after using it and having your significant other lick your balls afterwards

I had my girl do the Dirty Austin to me last night.

by lilOppai March 20, 2021

stone cold steve austin

Another term for alcohol abuse.

"... And thats the bottom line, cuz STONE COLD SAID SO!"(As I crack open two full beers and manage to only get one good swig out of the cans I've poured all over myself).

-Stone Cold Steve Austin-

by jpz0r December 7, 2006

austin strong

pothead

stop acting like an austin strong in front of my parents

by skeeter&adds December 17, 2008

Austin Vrabel

Sick tennis player, who annoys the shit out of me in math sometimes.

Horrible beatboxer

"Austin Vrabel stop poking me in the back"

"Austin Vrabel you suck at beatboxing"

by BlackMasta7 March 10, 2010

Austin's sperm

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.

"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.

by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011

Austin's Law

The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.

"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"

by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011