Presidential Alert

1:
The President known as Donald J. Duck invading privacy!

2:
Trump.

3:
Something very frightening that scared a lot of U.S. citizens

4.
A nationwide pandemic (across the united states)

Damn, the President is truly talented at scaring a lot of people, now all he has to do is send out a Presidential Alert!

by Idon'tmakerealposts October 12, 2018

pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.

Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

Avent

Avent is so hot and black and buff

Avent is so blackk

by Chinoman123 August 28, 2019

False Advertisement

False Advertisement is when you pay for something and get something other than what you paid for.

I ordered a toaster from ebay and recieved a microwave. Then I contacted the guy who advertised it and he said "sorry false advertisement".

by James Zerelle March 6, 2010

irony alert

Personification of something that is ironical

Irony Alert: Underground file-sharing site was hacked yesterday

by selfrocks March 14, 2011

above average

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.

Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.

by Jon December 26, 2006

the average teenage girl

a girl blogger who epitomizes generalities of a female aged 13-19 years old.

The average teenage girl sure does blog a lot on her webpage, whosthatgirl dot tumblr dot com!

by tatg August 21, 2008