ham-sauced

being sauced/drunk out of your skull.

Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced.

by BudmanOfAlcatraz August 28, 2007

J. Ham

To jack off or to beat during a class or session

Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross

by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011

shirt hams

big perky boobs. nuff said.

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

Road Ham

Uneaten sliced ham, usually taken from a diner, and placed in one’s pockets to be consumed during a car ride.

Oh hey, wow, is that some road ham in your glove box?

by Nick From Jersey December 4, 2022

Do the ham

To do the ham

Come on, BMO, do the ham

by Beowulff April 24, 2018

Ham Biscuit

When a person is sitting down and one ball decides to sit to one side of the seam in the crotch area showing and buldging through causing an outline.

“Wow, look at the size of elmers ham biscuit everytime he sits down”

by Metikulous93 August 18, 2018

Ham Coded

When something is silly and puts you in a goober mood it is "Ham Coded".

"That car/cat is very Ham Coded, it puts me in a goober mood!"

by Hawhe October 27, 2023